God hates you, and me, and that guy over there.

And your mom.  And everyone else.  

In more recent news, God hates Australia! America’s Sweetheart Fred Phelps and company have not allowed their recent Epic Fail (UK Edition) to dampen their spirits one iota. Phelpsypoo has done what any good, red-blooded American cowboy would do. He’s gotten right back up on that bile-puking horse of his and pointed it at greener hotter pastures. Apparently, Australia’s recent outbreak of uncontrollable bush fires is the work of an arsonist: God. Batshit crazy Phelps says the “Land of the Sodomite damned” had it coming, that they’re being punished for being dirty “fag enablers.”


Am I the only person who is beginning to suspect that these loonbunnies are actually a plant? They certainly do more to help our cause than theirs. Even Fox News thinks they’re completely doolally in the brainmeats.

So, really, I think it’s time to say thank you to Fred Phelps, his wackjob crazy-eyed daughter Shirley, and the entire cuckoo congregation of Westboro Baptist Church for inadvertently helping us fight the good fight by being so totally unhinged that they’re almost a more effective and convincing argument against religion than science and reason are.


2 Responses to “God hates you, and me, and that guy over there.”

  1. intelekshual Says:

    I do wish I thought they were fakes. It’d be nice to think that no one is capable of that level of disgusting hatred.

  2. Chartreuse Tricoteuse Says:

    Sadly, too many people are, and it’s funny how often they back it up with some imaginary magical Skyperson telling them it’s the right thing to do.

    Because that’s not schizophrenia or anything.

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